Try to read these tongue twisters~~~ hahahaha, maaan~~~ I'm goin' insane...

Before you begin, let's make a lil' preparation here... Make sure you bring along your handkerchief coz you're about to drown your laptop with your filthy saliva.. nyahahaha~~

Here we go:~

1.

A quick witted cricket critic.

2.
Can you can a can as a canner can can a can?


3.
I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.

4.
Luke's duck likes lakes. Luke Luck licks lakes. Luke's duck licks lakes. Duck takes licks in lakes Luke Luck likes. Luke Luck takes licks in lakes duck likes.

5.
How much wood could Chuck Woods' woodchuck chuck, if Chuck Woods' woodchuck could and would chuck wood? If Chuck Woods' woodchuck could and would chuck wood, how much wood could and would Chuck Woods' woodchuck chuck? Chuck Woods' woodchuck would chuck, he would, as much as he could, and chuck as much wood as any woodchuck would, if a woodchuck could and would chuck wood.

6.
Betty Botter bought some butter but, said she, the butter's bitter.
If I put it in my batter, it will make my batter bitter.
But a bit of better butter will make my bitter batter better.
So she bought some better butter, better than the bitter butter,
put it in her bitter batter, made her bitter batter better.
So 'twas better Betty Botter bought some better butter.

7.
How much sh*t can a sh*t slinger sling
If a sh*t slinger could sling sh*t?
He'd sling as much sh*t as a sh*t slinger could
If a sh*t slinger could sling sh*t!


8.

I thought a thought.
But the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I thought.
If the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought,
I wouldn't have thought so much.

9.
Federal Express is now called FedEx.
When I retire I'll be a FedEx ex.
But if I'm an officer when I retire, I'll be an ex Fedex Exec.
Then after a divorce, my ex-wife will be an ex FedEx exec's ex.
If I rejoin FedEx in time, I'd be an ex ex FedEx exec.
When we remarry, my wife will be an ex ex FedEx exec's ex.


10.
Six stick shifts stuck shut.

Wish list~~

If I were given a chance to be reborn again, I would:

1. Apologize to my late grandad for all of my wrongdoings.

2. Change the way my life is right now.

3. Not repeating the same mistake I have made.






4. Change my carrier [It's not that I hate my current job, I'm not satisfy with it..]






5. Never break any of my promises I have made for myself.

I've made so many mistakes in life that made myself look bad. I feel like retreating from everything....

Flushh~

Barf! Look at my face I'm all sucked up I think I'll sleep all day I get the spins when my eyes are shut I hate feeling this way Flush! All the puke I'm throwing up! in the toilet this sucks! not a part of growing up! only spoils something I'm not nothing I cant let myself decay how did I get into my bed? I dont remember anything How did I get this bump on my head? it could have come from anything. Flush! All the puke I'm throwing up! in the toilet this sucks! not apart of growing up! only spoils it Life is too boring same old story get drunk throw up sleep alll day i am something I'm not nothing I cant let myself decay tell me no gossip I dont wanna know Jimmy got caught smelling like beer by his mom and his dad He's grounded for a year Lisa got popped she got a DUI she cussed out the cops she's lucky she's alive Tell me no gossip I dont wanna know Pedro got jumped He's always starting fights evry time he gets drunk it happens all the time Reggie OD'd from slammin heroin He's not a dope fiend he was trying to fit in Take me away please oh know life blows Flush! All the puke I'm throwing up! in the toilet this sucks! not a part of growing up! only spoils it Flush! All the puke I'm throwing up! only spoils it Life is boring same old story get drunk throw up sleep all day I am something I'm not nothing I can't let myself decay come on, get up, let's change!

Try 2 read this....~

Hehehehe.... This reading exercise is to show how well do you read...!

Let's start:~~~~~>

fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too.

Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe can.

i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.

The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at

Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a

wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be

in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed

it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey

lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas

tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!

The Unforgettable Night...

13.10.2008, 11.30pm was a painful memory for my family.. We lost our most important person in my family.. Someone that we care and love so much... My beloved late grandfather...

May Allah bless his soul, Amin~

Aidilfitri

We're still celebrating Hari Raya right now.. And wanna know a secret..? I've only went raya-ing to 1 house with my family so far... Anyway, the reason why I am writing this blog is not because of how many houses I've went to or anything about my Aidilfitri celebration...

I wanna interpret the meaning of Hari Raya Aidilfitri to people to you.. Hahaha, stop reading if you don't get what I mean.. So, here we go:

The meaning of Hari Raya to people:

1. New clothes

2. New Shoes

3. New furnitures

4. New 'blings'..

5. New haircut/ hairstyles for the layydeeesssss, hahaha...

6. Wasting money..

7. Green packet..

8. A month of forgiving/ for apologizing ..

9. A month of open house invitations..

10. A month of too much gassy drinks and fatty food from open houses that lead to high blood pressure, diabetes and athsma.. hahaha

11. Sales and discounts..!!


12. A month of so many car accidents..


13. A month of jealousy and competition among neighbours..

Hahaha, I mean, come 'on.. Are you kidding me..??? Aidilfitri is suppose to be a month of family gatherings. Those who live far are going 'balik kampong' to see their love ones.. It's not about wasting money for useless things like buying new furniture while the old ones are still in a good condition or making 5 to 7 'baju raya' that cost $200 each..!!! Think~~

P/S: Mun kan minta maaf ani inda payah menunggu Raya.. TEEHEE~

Fasting month...

It's fasting month now and actually I dunno what to talk about.. Hmm, well, I went to gerai Ramadhan just around my area the other day and it was like smoke everywhere [inda pedah mandi, nyahaha].. When I look at each gerai, almost all of it selling the same food, eheh.. Funny for my thought that I wonder what are they going to do with all of the remaining food that was not sold.. Rumour has it that some of them sell the food again the next day which is not good [I know 1 of them who does this. No wonder their food taste like hell]..

And yeaa, Brunei grand sale is on.. So many offers and discounts here and there but still the price is no difference.. It's still expensive.. But what the heck~ my people [if you know what I mean] is well known as a big spender especially this time around [Raya is coming kali ah...].. Loan here, loan there.. They love to blow their money off for nothing like buying new furnitures while the old one still can be used.. Women spending on 'bling-bling' which can be seen within 1km away and making at least 4 - 5 'baju raya' also with blings on it, it looks like a moving neon light, hahahaha... I wonder if they got any backache because of those heavy blings, haha... Such a waste of money, eyh... Then, at the end of the month, these people will go 'pokai'.. They never learn their lesson..

Thank GOD, Im not one of them.. TEEHEE...~~